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• Actual Medical Entries by MDs
The patient was admitted on the date of admission.
Discharge status: alive but without permission.
The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me two years ago.
The patient refused an autopsy.
The patient has no past history of successful suicides.
Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital.
Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.
The patient is numb below his toes.
Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.
Since she can’t get pregnant with her husband, I thought you would like to work her up.
Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid.
The skin was moist and dry.
Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.
Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.